Why Can’t I?

Why can’t I…

• Ever remember my passwords to anything, ever?
• Serve a drink to the kids without it getting spilled?
• Ever find the kids’ teddies in their beds when I want them to have a sleep?
• Clean dog wee up without someone standing in it first?
• Make a school uniform jumper stay clean for more than one day?
• Wash up without getting an itchy nose?
• Remember to take stuff out of the car boot before I go food shopping?
• Use vouchers before they expire?
• Make a shop last a full week without an extra trip to the supermarket?
• Shave my legs fully without leaving hairs around my ankles that are long enough to plait?

Hmm?  Why can’t I?