May 1, 2012 2 Musical Statues The more I think about it, the more convinced I become that all the classic games are based on things that [...]
April 30, 2012 0 Bum Sniffing It’s obviously in nature’s grand plan to make babies and young children smell good all the time [...]
April 30, 2012 0 The Day of the Triffids We’re recreating our very own version of ‘The Day of the Triffids’ in our house, but with [...]
April 27, 2012 0 Mission Impossible Cue Mission Impossible music: dun, dun, dun-dun-dun-dun dun, dun, dun, dun, dun-dun-dun, dun. Imagine a [...]
April 26, 2012 0 Vampires I’ve decided that our three year old makes me feel like we’re in ‘Van Helden’ (Kate [...]
April 25, 2012 0 Life Imitating Art Some days I feel like an actor with my children auditioning me for different parts in films. Today, for [...]
April 25, 2012 0 Women, Translated “I’m fine.” This translated means, “I’m obviously not fine, I’m very [...]
April 24, 2012 11 Men, Translated “I’ll do it tomorrow” translated means, “If I manage to fob you off today, [...]
April 22, 2012 2 Nostalgia I feel sorry for kids these days who won’t experience proper cartoons with decent animation like [...]
April 20, 2012 0 The Ultimate Test I’m not drinking tonight, even though my three year old has weed on my friend’s son’s [...]