October 24, 2012 0 Toilet Humour I got stuck in a toilet cubicle this morning. Properly locked in. I had a wee, washed and dried my hands, [...]
July 10, 2012 0 The Wedding Crashers You could say it’s been an eventful weekend. We got up at half four on Saturday morning, loaded the [...]
July 4, 2012 0 One of Those Days… As soon as we came downstairs this morning and found that the puppy had ripped up her new bed and all the [...]
May 22, 2012 0 What a Difference a Day Makes How much does a bit of sunshine change your perspective on the world? Suddenly, the dog isn’t annoying, [...]
May 4, 2012 0 Sympathy Scale My kids are so whiny at the moment that I’m going to design my own ‘Sympathy Scale’ so I [...]
April 25, 2012 0 Women, Translated “I’m fine.” This translated means, “I’m obviously not fine, I’m very [...]
April 24, 2012 11 Men, Translated “I’ll do it tomorrow” translated means, “If I manage to fob you off today, [...]