March 8, 2013 0 The Match Deep, American voiceover: ‘LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! BOYS AND GIRLS! IT’S THE MOMENT [...]
March 4, 2013 0 The Friend Ship All aboard! All aboard! We’re setting sail on The Friend Ship. Raise the anchor and check [...]
February 23, 2013 4 The Best Things In Life… They say that money can’t buy happiness, that the best things in life are free. So this half term [...]
February 19, 2013 8 Falling Down It was my husband’s birthday *last Monday and his mum’s funeral on Tuesday, putting it up there [...]
January 25, 2013 0 Mum, Translated I believe I know how conversation works; I’m led to believe that if I convey meaning through the medium [...]
January 22, 2013 0 S’No Fun See what I did there, with the title? Clever pun, eh? And not predictable AT ALL… …Anyhoo [...]
January 17, 2013 0 Distressed Housewife Rap Yesterday I was runnin’ round, doin’ what needed doin’, When school phoned me up to say, [...]
January 15, 2013 0 Queen Turdas Just to give you a head’s up – I’m an award-winning, top class, grade A knobhead. I know [...]
January 14, 2013 0 Toddler Translated I took the dog for a walk on Saturday. On my own. Without children. I could hear birds tweeting in the [...]
January 4, 2013 0 Zach Attack (Cue music and a deep, dramatic male voice-over): It’s just an ordinary day in an ordinary town. A [...]