Children

April 12, 2012 0

I think I must have been a baboon in a former life as I can’t stop picking at my children; ear wax, [...]

April 11, 2012 0

I think I’m going to create a modern piece of sculpture from all the stuff that the puppy’s [...]

April 10, 2012 0

Although I am getting sick of the puppy peeing in the house, I suppose I should be a bit grateful that at [...]

April 6, 2012 0

Forget Speed Dating, going to start some new ones of my own – Speed Eating (before everyone wants to [...]

April 5, 2012 0

Problem solved, we don’t need to move house at all. Just going to wait until the puppy is properly [...]

April 4, 2012 0

Typical 6 o’clock scenario with a tired pre-schooler; tea’s been on the table for an hour and [...]

April 3, 2012 1

Darn those pesky kids; they’ve polished off all the Spaghetti Carbonara I made for their tea and left [...]

April 3, 2012 0

My sixteen month old is making me nervous, he’s like a cross between Damien and the girl out of The [...]

April 2, 2012 0

I know that Goretex boots are waterproof but it doesn’t mean a lot if you wee directly down your leg [...]

March 30, 2012 0

Don’t mind me, kids. Just ate a bit of garlic bread (my own fault for eating their tea as I’m [...]