May 14, 2012 0 Losing Things I have to try and laugh about this, otherwise I’ll cry. I briefly lost my youngest son this morning [...]
May 4, 2012 0 Sympathy Scale My kids are so whiny at the moment that I’m going to design my own ‘Sympathy Scale’ so I [...]
May 3, 2012 0 Dignity It’s a given that having children is a wonderful, rewarding experience, otherwise nobody would do it. [...]
May 1, 2012 2 Musical Statues The more I think about it, the more convinced I become that all the classic games are based on things that [...]
April 27, 2012 0 Mission Impossible Cue Mission Impossible music: dun, dun, dun-dun-dun-dun dun, dun, dun, dun, dun-dun-dun, dun. Imagine a [...]
April 26, 2012 0 Vampires I’ve decided that our three year old makes me feel like we’re in ‘Van Helden’ (Kate [...]
April 20, 2012 0 The Ultimate Test I’m not drinking tonight, even though my three year old has weed on my friend’s son’s [...]
April 16, 2012 0 Happy Monday to Me Got up at ten past seven and by half past the dog had pooed on the floor ‘cos I couldn’t find the [...]
April 14, 2012 2 The Joys of Tubing Well I asked if we needed anything to go tubing and they just said long sleeves and gloves; they said nothing [...]
April 12, 2012 1 Pooland We’re still basking in the humiliation of reading a story recommended by the health visitor called, [...]