Articles by Distressed Housewife

March 3, 2012 4

Well it was bound to happen, I’ve sat on the puppy. Whose bright idea was it to get a black dog with [...]

March 3, 2012 3

Ammonia’s good for cleaning, right? Anyone know if it’s good for getting scratches and smudges [...]

March 3, 2012 3

Why is it when it’s widely known that you should never work with children or animals that we actually [...]

March 3, 2012 5

The shame! Sent my eldest into school in his pyjamas that he slept in last night for World Book Day cos he [...]

March 3, 2012 2

When the hell did that happen? One minute I was living for the weekends so I could go out and stay up [...]

Our eldest child’s favourite past times are winding his little brother up and acting like a WWF [...]

Our cutlery and crockery must be the cleanest for miles around ‘cos it gets a double dose. My husband [...]

Does anyone else feel like they’re slowly mutating instead of ageing? I wake up most mornings with [...]

I’ve finally realised the problem – I obviously have super human powers and our toys, clothes and [...]

My eldest son’s love of chocolate is truly impressive; they had a Kit Kat after tea and my three year [...]