Articles by Distressed Housewife

May 14, 2012 0

I have to try and laugh about this, otherwise I’ll cry. I briefly lost my youngest son this morning [...]

May 12, 2012 0

Sod’s Law (or Murphy’s Law in America) is the idea that what can go wrong, will go wrong, like [...]

May 11, 2012 4

I’m carrying out a study of man’s evolution by observing the four males in our house and I [...]

May 10, 2012 0

Calories that don’t count: Eating whilst you’re standing up – it burns calories to hold [...]

May 9, 2012 0

I’m getting reallyÂ bored of my family relying on me not to starve and expecting me to make something [...]

May 8, 2012 0

Just thinking about famous romantic songs, sung by men aboutÂ women, and trying to imagine my husband [...]

May 7, 2012 0

I’ve decided that when I had children they removed my nerve along with my placenta. I used to be up [...]

May 4, 2012 0

My kids are so whiny at the moment that I’m going to design my own ‘Sympathy Scale’ so I [...]

May 3, 2012 0

It’s a given that having children is a wonderful, rewarding experience, otherwise nobody would do it. [...]

May 2, 2012 1

Snuggling into bed with freshly washed bedding and clean pyjamas. Waking up early, then realising it’s [...]