Articles by Distressed Housewife

July 13, 2012 0

I really must apologise to anyone who spoke to me yesterday because although I’m partial to a cliche or [...]

July 10, 2012 0

You could say it’s been an eventful weekend. We got up at half four on Saturday morning, loaded the [...]

July 4, 2012 0

As soon as we came downstairs this morning and found that the puppy had ripped up her new bed and all the [...]

July 1, 2012 0

Right, I’m getting freaked out now. I got up at quarter to seven with our nineteen month old and [...]

June 29, 2012 0

OK, so I’m on a white wine spritzer and it’s only half five, but I honestly deserve it; here are [...]

June 29, 2012 2

For the last couple of weeks, my body has been telling me that it needs some TLC; the grey hairs have been [...]

June 26, 2012 0

Can someone tell me how long Baby Brain lasts, please? My three year old was booked in for his pre-school [...]

June 25, 2012 0

On his camping weekend with the Beavers, our seven year old bought a sticky alien that you put in the fridge [...]

June 21, 2012 0

Yesterday I cleaned SOLIDLY for four hours; I pulled out every piece of furniture and vacuumed and mopped [...]

June 20, 2012 0

It’s like Goldilocks and the Three Bears in our house; I set out a small, medium and large toothbrush [...]