April 24, 2014 10 Contradictions I’m a mass of contradictions, a big ol’ un-opened can of worms, I’m super anally retentive [...]
January 24, 2014 14 Tell-Tale Signs of Impending Middle Age Uh-oh, I’m on a slippery slope. My name is Distressed Housewife, I’m thirty-seven and on Monday [...]
September 21, 2013 14 Blessed As the majority of my posts are about my kids driving me completely bonkers, I wanted it to be documented [...]