January 14, 2013 0 Toddler Translated I took the dog for a walk on Saturday. On my own. Without children. I could hear birds tweeting in the [...]
January 4, 2013 0 Zach Attack (Cue music and a deep, dramatic male voice-over): It’s just an ordinary day in an ordinary town. A [...]
January 2, 2013 0 Twenty Thirteen Christmas is over and it’s the start of a brand spanking New Year. Here’s my tribute to the [...]
December 21, 2012 0 Dear Santa… Dear Santa, I’ve been a good(ish) girl all year so for Christmas I would like: My eldest son’s [...]
December 10, 2012 0 Liar Liar I like to think of myself as an honest person; some would say I’m TOO honest sometimes and, under [...]
November 27, 2012 19 Morning Glory I’m beginning to think our seven year old son exists in some sort of parallel universe when we’re [...]
November 26, 2012 0 Terrible Twos The terrible twos have started, What does the future hold? We wait nervously with baited breath, For the [...]
October 27, 2012 0 It’s Oh So Quiet… It’s oh so quiet, shh, shh. It’s oh so still, shh, shh. You’re all alone, shh, [...]
October 26, 2012 4 So Not Funny I’m going to tell you a sad little tale and you must promise not to laugh. Promise? I didn’t [...]
October 25, 2012 6 Half Term Horror With half term horror looming and Halloween just around the corner, I thought I’d do my version of [...]