February 18, 2014 4 Tumble Dryer: An Ode O Tumble Dryer, why did you have to leave me so? How am I supposed to dry our clothes, without your hot air [...]
January 24, 2014 14 Tell-Tale Signs of Impending Middle Age Uh-oh, I’m on a slippery slope. My name is Distressed Housewife, I’m thirty-seven and on Monday [...]
January 20, 2014 8 And They’re Off! This morning we got up late. I slept badly due to an overactive imagination and an insomniac three-year old [...]
January 19, 2014 4 Killing Me Softly This is my version of ‘Killing Me Softly’ by Roberta Flack/The Fugees, inspired by M, who last [...]
December 17, 2013 6 You’re Having an Elf-in’ Laugh! The elves have arrived and already the little bastards are getting on my nerves. As I said in last [...]
November 19, 2013 4 CarbFest Last weekend I was one of the hundreds of people attending BlogFest. This weekend I was the CEO of [...]
November 16, 2013 12 Superheroes Of all the arguments that I thought I would have to settle between my children, last night’s honestly [...]
November 14, 2013 6 Epic Fail I woke up to a house looking like it’d been burgled Until realisation suddenly dawned on me; My family [...]
November 1, 2013 16 Well Hello There… Well hello there 1st November, you sexy beast. You’re looking good…even better than I imagined [...]
October 9, 2013 18 The Psychology of Wine So, I may have mentioned in passing…you know, just once or twice…that I’m going [...]