children

May 9, 2012 0

I’m getting reallyÂ bored of my family relying on me not to starve and expecting me to make something [...]

May 7, 2012 0

I’ve decided that when I had children they removed my nerve along with my placenta. I used to be up [...]

May 4, 2012 0

My kids are so whiny at the moment that I’m going to design my own ‘Sympathy Scale’ so I [...]

May 1, 2012 2

The more I think about it, the more convinced I become that all the classic games are based on things that [...]

April 30, 2012 0

It’s obviously in nature’s grand plan to make babies and young children smell good all the time [...]

April 27, 2012 0

Cue Mission Impossible music: dun, dun, dun-dun-dun-dun dun, dun, dun, dun, dun-dun-dun, dun. Imagine a [...]

April 26, 2012 0

I’ve decided that our three year old makes me feel like we’re in ‘Van Helden’ (Kate [...]

April 20, 2012 0

I’m not drinking tonight, even though my three year old has weed on my friend’s son’s [...]

April 16, 2012 0

My three year old keeps telling me he has a snotty nose and needs it wiping approximately every two and a [...]

April 16, 2012 0

Got up at ten past seven and by half past the dog had pooed on the floor ‘cos I couldn’t find the [...]