children

Mondays are sneaky bastards, aren’t they? They just creep up on you and catch you unawares, all early [...]

On the one hand it’s a bonus that my numerous cock ups provide ammunition for my blog. On the other [...]

August 22, 2013 32

I cast my mind back to when ‘me time’ included Booking into a salon where hairy bits were [...]

August 18, 2013 24

I am completely traumatised. Completely and utterly traumatised. A mere shadow of my former self. [...]

August 9, 2013 8

In our house there’s always: Boy bits on display. Piles of folded clothes. Toys on the floor. Copious [...]

August 1, 2013 6

S.L.E.E.P. – Sumptuous Luxury Eluding Every Parent C.H.I.L.D.R.E.N. – Condom-free Hormonal [...]

July 22, 2013 14

I’ve sent my son to school in a damp (wet) school t-shirt this morning because I forgot to put a [...]

June 14, 2013 12

That moment when… You send your child to school with Dairylea on his face, don’t have any wipes [...]

May 31, 2013 0

When I took the kids to a magic show on Wednesday, it soon became obvious that we weren’t dealing with [...]