Choking

Don’t mind me, kids.  Just ate a bit of garlic bread (my own fault for eating their tea as I’m making it) and started choking; was bent over double, coughing, tears streaming down my face, not able to speak and desperately glugging water to catch my breath and none of them even batted an eyelash.  Good job I managed to eventually still get their tea on the table or I really believe they would have just trampled over me to get it…