Spot the Difference

I want to play a game with you.  See if you can spot the difference between the following two scenarios:

It’s my turn for a lie-in so my husband gets up with the children.  This is what he does:

• Makes himself a brew and gives toddler his milk.
• Makes breakfast for himself and kids.
• Watches Sky Sports whilst kids play in the other room.
• Occasionally tells kids to keep noise down.

It’s my husband’s turn for a lie-in (like today) so it’s my turn to get up with the kids.  This is what I do:

• Make myself a brew and give toddler his milk.
• Make breakfast for kids.
• Make drink for kids.
• Share my breakfast with three kids that are all trying to sit on my knee.
• Put Mickey Mouse Clubhouse/Victorious/ICarly/other American kids’ drivel on loop for kids.
• Wash up.
• Put recycling out.
• Clean kitchen.
• Remove toddler from whatever mischief he’s causing x87.
• Fold dry clothes from tumble dryer and clothes maiden.
• Put things in washing machine to dry.
• Wash dog’s bedding.
• Wash animals’ food bowls.
• Feed animals.
• Change toddler’s nappy.
• Get kids dressed.
• Clean kids’ teeth.
• Tidy up.
• Sweep floor with dustpan and brush.
• Check/plan writing assignments.
• Write reminders on calendar.
• Pin notices onto reminder boards.
• Blog.

There’s something different about these two lists but I can’t quite put my finger on it… 🙂