Mystery Shopper

I did a full shop last Wednesday evening and yet somehow we’ve still had to cobble together breakfast for the kids this morning – we’ve run out of milk and had three slices of bread left to toast so we cut it into quarters to make it look more and now they’re sharing the last of the cereal bars.  They’ve had water to drink because we told them it was good for them when the reality is that we don’t have anything else.  I’m praying that our youngest doesn’t have a poo before I can get to the supermarket either ‘cos he’s in the last nappy.

However, we’ll all be groomed within an inch of our lives because we’ve got several bottles of shower gel, cans of deoderant and tubs of hair products and we’ll all have minty fresh breath from the eight tubes of toothpaste.  We’ve also got enough toilet roll to wrap around the world a couple of times and the toilet will be limescale free for a few years to come.

Mental note to self – really must write a list.  Or at least I would, if we had any paper…