Mum’s Merchandise

I’m on a roll now – along with my workout DVD I’m going to create my own range of clothes that disguises the stains that mums always have.  I’m going to do a jumper with thin silvery stripes running across the shoulders to hide the snot, a top with dark splodges for all the grease stains from dirty hands and my most recent creation, a pair of jeans with an abstract pattern on the bottom to cover up all the splashes, like the tomato soup fallout from the lid I’ve just dropped on the floor!