Modern Art
I think I’m going to create a modern piece of sculpture from all the stuff that the puppy’s chewed; there are the insides of ‘That’s Not My…’ Usbourne books, a bathroom sponge, a plastic spoon that now only has a handle, frayed shoelaces, various pieces of clothing and a bicycle helmet. I could then artistically drape over the full packet of baby wipes that my youngest son has removed from the packet and voila! I could make a fortune…