Midlife Crisis

When the hell did that happen? One minute I was living for the weekends so I could go out and stay up drinking until silly o’clock and suddenly I’m excited it’s Saturday ‘cos my husband can plumb in my new washing machine and I can use it today! I’ve taken the wrapping off already so I can see what cycles there are and I’m far more emotional than I should be that there’s a 30 minute fast wash. Bugger off middle age, I’m not ready for you yet!