Happy Monday to Me

Got up at ten past seven and by half past the dog had pooed on the floor ‘cos I couldn’t find the keys to let her out, our sixteen month old was soaked in wee and had to be completely stripped off to then wee on the floor two minutes later, I nooked his milk in the microwave and had to let it stand in cold water, clean pots from the draining board fell into the sink where there’s skanky water soaking a tray from yesterday’s roast, I let the dog in and she immediately weed on the floor, I spilt my brew and in the background my three year old is asking repeatedly for me to put his cartoons on and if I’m happy or sad.

Is it time to go back to bed, yet?!