Former Baboon

I think I must have been a baboon in a former life as I can’t stop picking at my children; ear wax, crusty noses, bits of food stuck to faces, cradle cap (when they were little babies), fingernails, spots and eye gunge, nothing is off limits.  Actually, that’s not strictly true, ‘cos don’t baboons eat what they pick?  I may be a minger but I draw the line at that…:)