EASTER SALE NOW ON!  

ALL ITEMS AT LEAST 100% OFF! 

 

Special Offers: 

• Virtually tarnish free (according to the amount of tales he tells on his brothers), this low mileage (doesn’t like too much exercise), 2005 model is generally reliable, only occasionally given to false starts (i.e. ‘Kevin’ moments).  Tracking may need some attention (unbelievably clumsy).  Solidly built with a strong frame, you will find this model utterly dependable but will need regular re-fuelling (like, every half hour). 

 

• With a more delicate frame, this attractive 2009 model will just keep going…and going…and going. (The repetition.  Wow.)  This model requires minimum effort to get going and when it does, will just run and run.  And run.  And run.  (Tantrums.  Repetition. Dramatic crying over nothing.)  Whatever you need, this one will deliver.  Some tuning may be required (makes annoying noises.  Because he can.  And it winds his brothers up.  Bonus.) Temperamental but a great little number (when it wants to be).  Did I mention this model is attractive?

 

• With many fine features, this 2010 model is currently suffering from some engine blockages (I’ve never seen so much snot and phlegm in my life) and leakages (bit of puke.  Sometimes worse.  Depending on whether or not he’s wearing a nappy.)  Given to noisy outbursts, this model is a true four-wheel-drive.  It can take you anywhere (even places it’s not supposed to go).  This exciting little number, whilst robust, is given to stalling unexpectedly (he’ll just stop and sulk when you’re on a walk.  Several times.  Every hundred metres, to be exact.) One last thing – although heavy, this model may require you to take it to the required destination, rather than the other way round (if he says, ‘tuddle’, it means he wants you to carry him).

So grab yourself a bargain today!  All three models have had one (very tired) previous owner.  Full paperwork (birth certificates) and service history is available (I have their red books and they’re all up to date with their jabs).  

Free to the right owner (I’m not that fussy, really) o.n.o. (I’ll pay you if you’ll just take them off my hands). 🙂