Alternative Speed Dating

Forget Speed Dating, going to start some new ones of my own – Speed Eating (before everyone wants to share what you’ve got, even if it’s exactly the same as what they’ve just had);  Speed Wiping (of sticky hands, especially chocolate, before they get wiped on clothes); Speed Sitting (before the puppy or a child sits in your place that you’ve left for all of thirty seconds) and my personal favourite, Speed Pooing (because children always want to use the bathroom when you’re on the throne) 🙂